Dog diaries

My clever dogs have been keeping a diary.  I found this week's entries hidden down the back of the sofa.

Logan's diary:
Monday: Had cut & blow dry.  Smelt disgusting.  Must go through some ditches to put that right.
Tuesday: Slept all day.  Ran through the marshes later.
Wednesday: Slept all day.  Ran through the marshes later.
Thursday:  Slept all day. Ran through the marshes later.

Stats:
Pheasants flushed:  about 10
Toys destroyed: 0 Maybe the therapy is working
Balls lost: 3 Must try harder next week

Chance's diary:
Monday:  L had obviously been very naughty as he had to go to that torture place and have a bath & get all his mud flaps cut off. I was good & went to the pub & the man gave me a biscuit because I look so sweet.
Tuesday: Slept all day.  Barked at postman.
Wednesday: Slept all day.  Barked at postman
Thursday: Slept all day.  Barked at postman
Friday:  Slept all day.  Barked at postman.  Energy renewed for a weekend of sitting on laps, licking faces, following humans around.  I'm not as young as I used to be.

Stats:
People barked at:  Lots.  Still aiming to get some bites in some time though.
Food eaten: Chicken, pastry, biscuits, pasta, rice.  Bit too healthy this week.  Hope for higher sausage count over weekend.